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The Empire of Velion

“There is no value in anything until it is finished.”

Category: Libertarian Police State
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Location: The United Federations

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Empire of Velion is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Zebith with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.422 billion Velionians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of IronWolf. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Velionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,648 trillion Crekuchings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 222,084 Crekuchings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, Velionians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and conspiracy theorists allege IronWolf's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Velion's national animal is the Timber Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Velion is ranked 8,857th in the world and 11th in The United Federations for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,488.81 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Highest Poor Incomes: 3,228thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,621stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,669thLargest Black Market: 4,544thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,660thHighest Average Incomes: 4,873rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,986thMost Influential: 5,381stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,515thMost Developed: 5,655thMost Efficient Economies: 6,322ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,541stLargest Governments: 6,554thLowest Crime Rates: 6,854thSmartest Citizens: 7,079thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,625thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,857thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,052ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,964thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,283rdHighest Economic Output: 10,382ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,395thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,513thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,673rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,369thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,680thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,327thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,397thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,694thMost Secular: 12,763rdMost Inclusive: 14,255thLargest Retail Industry: 14,677thMost Cultured: 15,444thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,885thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,906thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,031stHealthiest Citizens: 19,001stLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,617thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,921st
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 22 » Voopmont, Dabberwocky, Belke, The New United Socialist Random Empire, BJMS, Aidviet Union, Voopiria, Riptaria, The Narwhalian Republic of the North, Coryanhafflaruda, Empire of Dunist, Colendia, Nagolronnoc, Federated Communes of Cygnus X-1, Zoidia, Greater Roman Italy, The Almighty Space Dragons, Orasil, The Furry Commune, Bohachia, Cevlaia, and Voopigrad.