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The Empire of Velika Hrvatska 2 |
“Di ste vi bili kad sam ja državu pravio?!”
Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: the Rejected Realms |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Empire of Velika Hrvatska 2 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Bijesni Max Luburić with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.584 billion Niprijas are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plinopolis. The average income tax rate is 41.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Velika Hrvatska 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,002 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 283,663 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
The welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists, community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for Bijesni Max Luburić', The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Velika Hrvatska 2's national animal is the Machinegewehr 42, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is ČinČinizam.
Velika Hrvatska 2 is ranked 113,079th in the world and 2,296th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 349.29347784092 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Velika Hrvatska 2, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
- : Following new legislation in Velika Hrvatska 2, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Velika Hrvatska 2, community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for Bijesni Max Luburić'.
- : Following new legislation in Velika Hrvatska 2, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists.
- : Following new legislation in Velika Hrvatska 2, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
- : Velika Hrvatska 2 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Velika Hrvatska 2, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
- : Following new legislation in Velika Hrvatska 2, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Velika Hrvatska 2, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices.
- : Following new legislation in Velika Hrvatska 2, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.