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The הַמּוֹסָד of Vela Incident |
“הַמּוֹסָד”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: The Card Mine |
Regional Influence: Truckler |
The הַמּוֹסָד of Vela Incident is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by הַמּוֹסָד with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, aversion to nipples, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.353 billion suspicious radioactive readings are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of הַמּוֹסָד. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient הַמּוֹסָד economy, worth a remarkable 1,538 trillion הַמּוֹסָדs a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 184,236 הַמּוֹסָדs, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.
Distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vela Incident's national animal is the הַמּוֹסָד, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is הַמּוֹסָד.
Vela Incident is ranked 92,755th in the world and 55th in The Card Mine for Most Stationary, with 495.799161855 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Vela Incident, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles.
- : Following new legislation in Vela Incident, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Following new legislation in Vela Incident, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
- : Following new legislation in Vela Incident, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
- : Following new legislation in Vela Incident, air purifiers fight smoke machines on הַמּוֹסָד stage setups.
- : Following new legislation in Vela Incident, smog in הַמּוֹסָד is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors.
- : Following new legislation in Vela Incident, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs.
- : Following new legislation in Vela Incident, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Vela Incident, the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments.
- : Following new legislation in Vela Incident, Harry Potter books are banned.