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The Democratic Republic of Vatinland

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Location: Europeia

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The Democratic Republic of Vatinland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Eogga with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.604 billion Vatinlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Badgerland. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vatinlandian economy, worth 376 trillion Dimadomedimmadollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,677 Dimadomedimmadollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and t-shirts displaying a photo of Prime Minister Eogga performing the Full-Monty are selling out. Crime is totally unknown. Vatinland's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is CHEEEEESE.

Vatinland is ranked 265,441st in the world and 929th in Europeia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.64 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Pacifist: 2,208thNicest Citizens: 2,318thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,330thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,434thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,487thMost Influential: 2,560thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,812thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,846thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,093rdMost Inclusive: 3,488thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,532ndHighest Food Quality: 4,792ndSafest: 5,461stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,964thHealthiest Citizens: 6,590thBest Weather: 6,854thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,880thMost Developed: 7,601stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,623rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,259thMost Cultured: 8,319thLargest Governments: 8,608thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,909thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,108thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,126thSmartest Citizens: 9,339thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,535thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,771stMost Efficient Economies: 10,059thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,108thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,366thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,391stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,904thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,587thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 16,266thHighest Average Incomes: 16,970thMost Secular: 21,533rd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 31st in the regionMost Pacifist: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 35th in the regionNicest Citizens: 35th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Inclusive: 47th in the regionMost Politically Free: 47th in the regionTop
Safest: 63rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 64th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 66th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 74th in the regionBest Weather: 80th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 84th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 84th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 85th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 85th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 86th in the regionMost Developed: 90th in the regionMost Cultured: 90th in the regionLargest Governments: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 96th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 97th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 98th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 102nd in the region

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