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The Democratic Republic of Vatinland

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The Democratic Republic of Vatinland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Eogga with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.604 billion Vatinlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Badgerland. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vatinlandian economy, worth 376 trillion Dimadomedimmadollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,677 Dimadomedimmadollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and t-shirts displaying a photo of Prime Minister Eogga performing the Full-Monty are selling out. Crime is totally unknown. Vatinland's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is CHEEEEESE.

Vatinland is ranked 265,441^st in the world and 929^th in Europeia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.64 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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