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The Republic of Vara 7 |
“Everyone expects the Varanian Inquisition”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Eye |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Republic of Vara 7 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.884 billion Vara 7ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 92.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Vara 7ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,782 trillion Object Permanences a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 200,661 Object Permanences, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Diplomacy is a foreign concept to Vara 7ians, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, and foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vara 7's national animal is the Question Mark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Vara 7 is ranked 343,882nd in the world and 927th in Eye for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -17.98 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Vara 7 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
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Vara 7, foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities.
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Vara 7, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
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Vara 7, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
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Vara 7, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Vara 7ians.
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Vara 7 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and Most Conservative.
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Vara 7, guns don't kill people heroes do.
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Vara 7, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
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Vara 7, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
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Vara 7, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime.