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The Republic of Vara 129

“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”

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The Republic of Vara 129 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.921 billion Vara 129ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 64.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Vara 129ian economy, worth 295 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 101,025 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vara 129's national animal is the emu, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Vara 129 is ranked 87,898^th in the world and 1^st in Please do not raid me for Smartest Citizens, with 35.04 quips per hour.

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