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The Violent Red Heads of Vandoosa Vierunddreissig

“Jump on my sword while you can!”

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The Violent Red Heads of Vandoosa Vierunddreissig is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a loud red head girl with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 20.962 billion red haired girls are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.0%.

The thriving Vandoosa Vierunddreissigian economy, worth a remarkable 1,888 trillion ceks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 90,107 ceks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 353,560 per year while the poor average 15,615, a ratio of 22.6 to 1.

The might of the nation's air force has been deployed against people with sticks in boats, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, army rations are served on silver platters, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vandoosa Vierunddreissig's national animal is the Faerie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Stabbing Westward.

Vandoosa Vierunddreissig is ranked 121,447^th in the world and 69^th in Jenny for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.55 law-abiding acts per hour.