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The Springtime of Vandoosa Funfundvierzig

“Hewwo! Spring is coming!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Jenny

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Springtime of Vandoosa Funfundvierzig is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lily White with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.216 billion Spring faeries are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Vandoosa Funfundvierzigian economy, worth a remarkable 1,113 trillion Ceks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,672 Ceks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, billions of Ceks are being blown on orbital weapons development, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vandoosa Funfundvierzig's national animal is the Faerie, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is May Flowers.

Vandoosa Funfundvierzig is ranked 70,400th in the world and 23rd in Jenny for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,640.59 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Black Market: 12,894thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,449thMost Authoritarian: 15,967thLargest Populations: 16,574thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,166thHighest Economic Output: 19,229thMost Conservative: 20,761stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26,501st
Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the region

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