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The Tsundere of Vandoosa Dreissig

“It's not like I like you or anything... BAKA!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Jenny

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Tsundere of Vandoosa Dreissig is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Louise de La Vallière with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, triple-decker prams, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.412 billion tsunderes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serico. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vandoosa Dreissigian economy, worth a remarkable 1,900 trillion ceks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 131,885 ceks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, and game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Faerie Sea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vandoosa Dreissig's national animal is the Faerie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Apotheosis of Louise de La Vallière.

Vandoosa Dreissig is ranked 225,274th in the world and 170th in Jenny for Most Primitive, scoring -230.36 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,604thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,683rdTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,761stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,957thMost Devout: 3,993rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,253rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,900thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,301stLargest Governments: 6,527thHighest Economic Output: 8,841stMost Conservative: 9,247thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,536thTop
Most Authoritarian: 12,877thMost Armed: 13,807thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,144thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,286thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,013thLargest Populations: 17,986thHighest Average Incomes: 19,165thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,320thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,188thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,061stMost Efficient Economies: 21,296thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,498thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,235th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the region

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