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The Colony of Valtoss

“Your Devestation Is My Salvation”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: The Kingdom of Hawaii

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Colony of Valtoss is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 25.251 billion Valtossians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Valtossian economy, worth 463 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 18,361 Halicarnassuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have been outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valtoss's national animal is the Charizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valtoss is ranked 159,216th in the world and 1st in The Kingdom of Hawaii for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,034.93 on the Edu-tellignceŽ Test Score.

Most Stationary: 962ndTop
Largest Populations: 5,105thMost Authoritarian: 5,510thTop
Most Influential: 13,871stMost Income Equality: 16,114thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,697thMost Conservative: 22,586thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,041stHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,740thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,356thMost Extreme: 25,864thLargest Black Market: 26,938th

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