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The Dashing Solar Swashbuckler of Valkyrie Reborn

“Better to Reign in Hell...”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Unproven


The Dashing Solar Swashbuckler of Valkyrie Reborn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Captain Valentine Morrison with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.881 billion Privateers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Command Bridge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Crew economy, worth a remarkable 1,448 trillion Shares a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 133,158 Shares, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines, leakers release information by etching graffiti on bathroom stalls, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, and public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Valkyrie Reborn's national animal is the Space-Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Cult of Cthulhu.

Valkyrie Reborn is ranked 12,092nd in the world and 456th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 368,112 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Armed: 1,916thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 4,194thLargest Retail Industry: 4,900thHighest Crime Rates: 4,994thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,585thLargest Black Market: 6,088thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,133rdMost Avoided: 6,746thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,690thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,896thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,092ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,289thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,402ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,763rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,913thLargest Mining Sector: 16,964thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,249thHighest Average Incomes: 18,712thMost Secular: 18,964thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,299thHighest Drug Use: 21,268thMost Efficient Economies: 22,384th
Most Armed: 67th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 136th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 213th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 220th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 225th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 249th in the regionMost Avoided: 261st in the regionLargest Black Market: 271st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 363rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 408th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 451st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 456th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 472nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 494th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 512th in the regionLargest Populations: 555th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 637th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 688th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 715th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 801st in the regionNudest: 821st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 909th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 910th in the region

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