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The Mouse Socialist Monarchy of Valenera

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Location: LKE Imperial Army

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Mouse Socialist Monarchy of Valenera is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Astrid Weisberg-Talleyrand with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.456 billion Valenerans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esterwitch. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Valeneran economy, worth a remarkable 1,753 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 271,662 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, Valenera's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and group hugs break out during floor votes. Crime is totally unknown. Valenera's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.

Valenera is ranked 140,211th in the world and 1st in LKE Imperial Army for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 453.84 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 149thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 420thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 525thLeast Corrupt Governments: 613thMost Cultured: 962ndSafest: 981stHighest Food Quality: 1,070thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,129thNicest Citizens: 1,161stMost Inclusive: 1,231stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,254thMost Efficient Economies: 1,367thRudest Citizens: 1,465thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,528thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,682ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,707thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,779thMost Pacifist: 1,955thSmartest Citizens: 2,274thMost Developed: 2,368thTop
Largest Governments: 2,846thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,025thHighest Average Incomes: 3,142ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,585thLowest Crime Rates: 3,617thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,134thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,172ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,679thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,176thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,243rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,290thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,625thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,675thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,627thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,675thMost Patriotic: 7,560thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,206thNudest: 10,045thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,884thHighest Economic Output: 11,360thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,013thMost Secular: 15,257thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,743rdBest Weather: 16,875thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,602ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,903rd

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