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The Pirate Haven of Vagabond Valley

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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Pirate Haven of Vagabond Valley is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Captain Flash Dove with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.959 billion Vagabonds hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ledatic. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Vagabond economy, worth 864 trillion Gold Coins a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,628 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, and aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (Vagabond Valley has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vagabond Valley's national animal is the grizzly bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vagabond Valley is ranked 62,019th in the world and 2,569th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 64.45 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 932ndMost Influential: 1,380thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 4,939thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,124thNicest Citizens: 6,437thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,592ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,781stMost Inclusive: 7,928thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,193rdLargest Welfare Programs: 8,894thBest Weather: 9,801stLongest Average Lifespans: 10,551stSafest: 11,498thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,282ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,679thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,728thMost Pacifist: 12,967thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,352ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,471stLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,040thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,350thMost Stationary: 14,369thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,672ndHighest Poor Incomes: 16,332ndSmartest Citizens: 17,484thLargest Governments: 17,537thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,538thLowest Crime Rates: 18,686thMost Developed: 20,233rdHighest Economic Output: 21,799thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,759th
Largest Publishing Industry: 234th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 284th in the regionMost Stationary: 317th in the regionNicest Citizens: 351st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 357th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 374th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 455th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 461st in the regionMost Inclusive: 485th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 536th in the regionMost Influential: 553rd in the regionBest Weather: 580th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 601st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 616th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 628th in the regionSafest: 670th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 690th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 698th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 699th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 728th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 754th in the regionMost Pacifist: 759th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 790th in the regionLargest Populations: 814th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 870th in the regionLargest Governments: 877th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 889th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 911th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 959th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 973rd in the region

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