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The Yandere Fluff-pire of UwUrvaden

“My cuteness will ruin you”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Capitalist Paradise

Regional Influence: Hatchling


The Yandere Fluff-pire of UwUrvaden is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Princess with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.222 billion UwUvaders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong UwUrvadenian economy, worth 77.9 trillion Ceremonial blades a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 63,737 Ceremonial blades, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

There's a bright dawn ahead for UwUrvaden, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist', sex changes are routinely performed at UwUrvaden's hospitals, and the New UwUrvadenian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UwUrvaden's national animal is the uni-kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

UwUrvaden is ranked 210,066th in the world and 303rd in Capitalist Paradise for Rudest Citizens, with 22.92 Insults Per Minute.

Most Primitive: 3,324thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,820thMost Authoritarian: 8,112thMost Devout: 9,719thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,228thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,896thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,885thMost Conservative: 15,779thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,699thLargest Black Market: 19,220thLargest Insurance Industry: 22,582ndBest Weather: 23,873rd
Most Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 24th in the region

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