Spotlight on:
The Community Wealth of Utopian Archive |
“Better to light a candle than curse the darkness”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: Forest |
Regional Influence: Newcomer |
The Community Wealth of Utopian Archive is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by A Long Haired Liberal with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.694 billion open-minded Archivists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haven. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient non-binary Archivian economy, worth a remarkable 3,819 trillion small vegan sausages a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,318 small vegan sausages, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, one can wake up in Utopian Archive and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utopian Archive's national animal is the slightly worried bovine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Utopian Archive is ranked 390th in the world and 3rd in Forest for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 32,502 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
- : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, one can wake up in Utopian Archive and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
- : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
- : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, a degree in A Long Haired Liberal Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
- : Utopian Archive was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Utopian Archive's influence in Forest rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
- : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
- : Following new legislation in Utopian Archive, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.