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The Federation of Uskvori |
“I will never regret a thing I have done”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Commonwealth of Sovereign States |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Federation of Uskvori is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Issh Osdan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.671 billion Uskvorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 78.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Uskvorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,113 trillion Nyons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 63,036 Nyons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
The song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Uskvori' is a smash hit, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, the steaks are too high for ambassadors to butcher foreign relationships, and card players are calling the government's bluff on anti-gambling legislation. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Uskvori's national animal is the grizzly bear.
Uskvori is ranked 22,460th in the world and 56th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 78.42 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Uskvori, card players are calling the government's bluff on anti-gambling legislation.
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Uskvori, the steaks are too high for ambassadors to butcher foreign relationships.
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Uskvori, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters.
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Uskvori, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Uskvori' is a smash hit.
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Uskvori, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces.
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Uskvori, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage.
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Uskvori, cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns.
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Uskvori, Jennifer Government is banned.
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Uskvori was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
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Uskvori, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.