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The Nice of Urial69

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The Nice of Urial69 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nice with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.367 billion Nice are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nice. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nice economy, worth a remarkable 1,392 trillion Nices a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,008 Nices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, thrift shops are closing their doors, and all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Urial69's national animal is the Nice, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nice.

Urial69 is ranked 17,354^th in the world and 1,266^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.95 law-abiding acts per hour.

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