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The Hellhole of Uptisd

“We suck”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Hellhole of Uptisd is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Richard Potato with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.952 billion Pissers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trumpsburg. The average income tax rate is 60.2%.

The strong Uptisdian economy, worth 118 trillion Thorns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 60,915 Thorns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The well-to-do in the Rejected Realms are never on time for important appointments, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, it's best to say "yes" if the arbiter asks "what are you, a moron?", and claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Uptisd's national animal is the Monster Mosquito, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Scientology.

Uptisd is ranked 57,014th in the world and 968th in the Rejected Realms for Most Influential, scoring 369 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Primitive: 1,494thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,687thTop
Most Devout: 2,493rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,174thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,506thMost Avoided: 8,011thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,811thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,859thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,394thLargest Black Market: 13,564thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,663rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,113th
Most Devout: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 95th in the regionMost Primitive: 112th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 124th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 306th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 334th in the regionMost Avoided: 346th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 360th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 484th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 501st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 541st in the regionLargest Black Market: 598th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » A Leaf on the Wind, Zerentopia, Panormia, Perfect Sublime Masters, Aqueira, and Makdon.