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Upper Michigania has 126 cards. Value...

EPIC CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“I took a calculated risk, but boy am I bad at math.”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 163rd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 188th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 196th
34.177 billion Sakkrans. Strictly enforced bedtime, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“Liberty, Democracy, Socialism”
Largest Publishing Industry: 573rd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 651st Most Compassionate Citizens: 875th
20.417 billion Gandoorese. Daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“m”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 551st Highest Crime Rates: 728th Most Armed: 928th
19.827 billion Marigotians. Deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Whom do we recognize as our superior?”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 65th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 151st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 208th
6.428 billion Euranians. Triple-decker prams, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Strength, Justice, and Prosperity for the People!”
Lowest Crime Rates: 253rd Highest Poor Incomes: 334th Largest Governments: 369th
6.824 billion Shnailandians. Frequent executions, national health service, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“We know who the real killers are.”
Most Stationary: 77th Largest Populations: 339th Highest Drug Use: 4,976th
33.793 billion Navel Orangesians. State-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“RZ ITA”
Most Stationary: 1,040th Largest Populations: 5,056th Most Income Equality: 5,476th
19.394 billion Revolutionary Cellsians. State-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare.
Democratic Socialists
“The Will of the Heavens Lives In Us”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 978th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,206th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,428th
12.779 billion HappySunShineCitizens. Smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“May THAN light the way.”
Most Rebellious Youth: 3,580th Most Cultured: 4,103rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,242nd
9.367 billion Thanians. Complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“This machine kills fascists. ”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,993rd Largest Gambling Industry: 6,614th Highest Crime Rates: 13,357th
9.471 billion 66th Revolutionary Worker Councilians. Complete absence of social welfare.
Corrupt Dictatorship
“This machine kills fascists”
Most Stationary: 8,240th Largest Black Market: 13,315th
9.127 billion Comrade 219ians. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.

UNCOMMON CARDS

Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Die for what you believe in”
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,674th Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,030th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,676th
16.129 billion Thyrallians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Do your part, or leave”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 308th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,077th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,674th
14.921 billion Dre-anians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Alea jacta est!”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 546th Highest Drug Use: 563rd Nudest: 5,292nd
12.843 billion Spritzyians. Barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,595th Highest Crime Rates: 1,636th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,886th
10.373 billion Parhasques. Frequent executions, public floggings, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Why Not?”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,457th Largest Information Technology Sector: 6,060th Largest Publishing Industry: 6,691st
10.451 billion Zinlanders. Anti-smoking policies, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“Money makes the world go around.”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,732nd Nudest: 2,797th Most Conservative: 13,410th
10.46 billion Elines. Enforced nudity and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Masuloŋ kita, haŋgaŋ makamit aŋ layaw.”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,978th Most Subsidized Industry: 2,124th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,392nd
8.486 billion Vesilenos. Sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“The CSN's #1 Producer of Office Supplies & Sorghum”
Most Primitive: 457th Most Ignorant Citizens: 868th Highest Crime Rates: 1,455th
3.839 billion Pensyltuckians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and daily referendums.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“We are the writers of history”
Most Inclusive: 3,277th Most Subsidized Industry: 4,461st Most Developed: 4,766th
2.589 billion AusBraunschweigians. Compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Strength Through Freedom”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,380th Highest Drug Use: 1,470th Most Extreme: 1,871st
3.358 billion Nicholsenians. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Unity, Discipline, Work”
Most Average: 3,315th
3.324 billion West Magevoldians. Burgeoning penguin population.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“From Many, One”
Most Politically Free: 2,630th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,159th
2.802 billion Oranje Vrystaateans. Barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Can you read?”
Largest Mining Sector: 3,915th Largest Black Market: 4,985th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,427th
6.213 billion SkipperThePenguinians. Zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Crime: Nip it, Nip it in the bud!!!”
7.259 billion Deputy-Barney Fife dum-dums. Compulsory military service and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE