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The Observation of UPC is not Fast 17

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The Observation of UPC is not Fast 17 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.15 billion UPC is not Fast 17ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient UPC is not Fast 17ian economy, worth 693 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,740 Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business is banging at no-tell motels, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UPC is not Fast 17's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

UPC is not Fast 17 is ranked 32,220^th in the world and 269^th in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.43 law-abiding acts per hour.

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