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The United States of Uomo-piscina


Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: The Order of the Grey Wardens

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The United States of Uomo-piscina is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 268 million Uomo-piscinans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 16.3%.

The Uomo-piscinan economy, worth 16.6 trillion RUBLO PISSINICOES a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 62,096 RUBLO PISSINICOES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Orange is the new black for judicial robes, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and people applying for famine relief must prove their gastrointestinal tracts are empty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Uomo-piscina's national animal is the Pissina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Uomo-piscina is ranked 185,834th in the world and 223rd in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -6 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,758thTop
Most Pacifist: 15,323rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,607thSafest: 16,704thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,464th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 29th in the regionSafest: 37th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 12 » Agents safe space, Aserlandia, Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands, The Carefully Concerned Cashiers, The Czarist States of Russia, Socra, Creusal, Dorne Cheenzer, Soviet Nationwide Dictatorship, Utel, Kazern, and Nonait.