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The Murabian Protectorate of Unthank


Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: Commonwealth of Saint Norm

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Murabian Protectorate of Unthank is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Provost Lanark with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.384 billion Unthankics are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unthank. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Unthankful economy, worth a remarkable 2,810 trillion coppers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 335,166 coppers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,381,269 per year while the poor average 53,545, a ratio of 25.8 to 1.

The CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, most Unthankics wear towels as demand for pants outstrips supply, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Unthank's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Unthank is ranked 245,303rd in the world and 2nd in Commonwealth of Saint Norm for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.4 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Retail Industry: 28thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 29thHighest Crime Rates: 38thMost Armed: 49thLargest Gambling Industry: 56thMost Devout: 57thMost Ignorant Citizens: 58thRudest Citizens: 60thFattest Citizens: 65thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 67thMost Avoided: 117thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 220thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 285thMost Corrupt Governments: 339thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 379thLargest Insurance Industry: 435thHighest Disposable Incomes: 475thMost Rebellious Youth: 492ndLargest Mining Sector: 623rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 821stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,108thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,241stHighest Average Incomes: 1,476thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,467thHighest Economic Output: 5,302ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,817thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,228thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,534thLargest Black Market: 18,383rdMost Influential: 23,156thMost Stationary: 23,734th

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