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The Murabian Protectorate of Unthank


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Location: Commonwealth of Saint Norm

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Murabian Protectorate of Unthank is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Provost Lanark with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.246 billion Unthankics enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unthank. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Unthankful economy, worth a remarkable 4,052 trillion coppers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 360,348 coppers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,133,573 per year while the poor average 87,647, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, when you fly on Air Unthank you win a seat or you die, and bris parties are all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Unthank's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unthank is ranked 29th in the world and 1st in Commonwealth of Saint Norm for Most Avoided, scoring 2,590.73 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Retail Industry: 10thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20thHighest Crime Rates: 23rdMost Armed: 29thMost Avoided: 29thFattest Citizens: 29thMost Ignorant Citizens: 38thMost Devout: 39thRudest Citizens: 43rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 142ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 199thMost Corrupt Governments: 223rdMost Rebellious Youth: 256thLargest Insurance Industry: 259thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 259thLargest Mining Sector: 377thHighest Disposable Incomes: 404thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 712thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 790thMost Efficient Economies: 1,336thHighest Average Incomes: 1,373rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,827thTop
Highest Economic Output: 3,727thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,268thLargest Black Market: 9,672ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,846thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 16,444thMost Stationary: 17,766thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,204thMost Influential: 18,293rdMost Primitive: 18,944thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,333rdHighest Drug Use: 26,262nd

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