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The Oceanic Dominion of Unojoish Zealand

“We are still North islanders, thank to the slaves.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Greatest Unojo

Regional Influence: Instigator


The Oceanic Dominion of Unojoish Zealand is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Minister Päkiki with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.74 billion Unojoian kiwis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Las Norte. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.5%.

The Unojoish kiwi economy, worth 183 trillion Quintos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 49,139 Quintos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 152,431 per year while the poor average 12,196, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

The government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Unojoish Zealand's national animal is the Sklegg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Malnjist Conjointism.

Unojoish Zealand is ranked 180,513th in the world and 12th in Greatest Unojo for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -0.82 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,983rdMost Avoided: 5,141stMost Devout: 5,381stTop
Most Armed: 15,994thLargest Black Market: 22,972ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23,864thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,587thMost Authoritarian: 26,111th
Most Avoided: 1st in the region

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