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The Unojoish Rep of Unojoish North Kuril Islands


Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
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Location: Greatest Unojo

Regional Influence: Squire


The Unojoish Rep of Unojoish North Kuril Islands is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Diplomat Wad Peckerson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.66 billion Unojoians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Spirituality, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LNA Embassy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.7%.

The very strong Unojoish economy, worth 294 trillion Quintos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 80,467 Quintos, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

The roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, and Skleggs that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unojoish North Kuril Islands's national animal is the Sklegg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Conjointism.

Unojoish North Kuril Islands is ranked 165,045th in the world and 10th in Greatest Unojo for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 552.92 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Armed: 8,914thTop
Most Avoided: 14,058thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,161stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,979thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,862ndMost Corrupt Governments: 17,902ndMost Devout: 18,757thLargest Black Market: 18,918thFattest Citizens: 19,089thLargest Retail Industry: 23,049thMost Patriotic: 25,874th
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

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