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The Banana Dominion of Unojoish Borneo

“Wrap my pizza in another pizza, call it Domingo.”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: Greatest Unojo

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Banana Dominion of Unojoish Borneo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jose Nano with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.468 billion Unojoians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turteo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.7%.

The strong Borneoan economy, worth 236 trillion Quintos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 68,301 Quintos, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, Jose Nano has just been declared ruler of Unojoish Borneo in an international press conference, and Turtism has been named as Unojoish Borneo's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unojoish Borneo's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Turtism.

Unojoish Borneo is ranked 152,603rd in the world and 11th in Greatest Unojo for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 56.3 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,431stTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,692ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,758thLargest Insurance Industry: 19,352ndMost Patriotic: 26,108th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the region

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