Spotlight on:
The Federation of Uno Alpha |
“Advance Forever”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Federation of Uno Alpha is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 12.349 billion Uno Alphans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Mamaroneck. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Uno Alphan economy, worth a remarkable 7,502 trillion zollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 607,505 zollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, governments opposing Uno Alpha are beset by rebels, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and it is often said that only Leader could bring down Dàguó. Crime is totally unknown. Uno Alpha's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Uno Alpha is ranked 12,018th in the world and 245th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,078.08733668992 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Uno Alpha, it is often said that only Leader could bring down Dàguó.
- : Following new legislation in Uno Alpha, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
- : Following new legislation in Uno Alpha, governments opposing Uno Alpha are beset by rebels.
- : Following new legislation in Uno Alpha, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
- : Following new legislation in Uno Alpha, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on.
- : Following new legislation in Uno Alpha, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Uno Alpha, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions.
- : Following new legislation in Uno Alpha, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
- : Uno Alpha was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Uno Alpha, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff.