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The Republic of Unithonia

“Éirinn go Brách”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Unproven


The Republic of Unithonia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Michael O'Flannery with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.411 billion Irish are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dublin. The average income tax rate is 90.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Irish economy, worth a remarkable 1,263 trillion Airgeadras a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 233,564 Airgeadras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job', politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and government ministers claim to ride dragons to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unithonia's national animal is the Red Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Unithonia is ranked 242,590th in the world and 8,294th in Lazarus for Best Weather, with -165 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,216thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,681stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,277thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,307thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,889thRudest Citizens: 3,174thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,826thHighest Average Incomes: 4,237thMost Secular: 4,848thLargest Mining Sector: 5,234thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,518thMost Efficient Economies: 6,517thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,872ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,926thLargest Governments: 7,349thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,563rdMost Developed: 8,400thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,244thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,477thLargest Retail Industry: 9,501stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,595thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,783rdSmartest Citizens: 10,857thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,694thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,424thHighest Economic Output: 14,369thMost Cultured: 15,359thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,224thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,522ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,757thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,791st
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 78th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 91st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 116th in the regionRudest Citizens: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 125th in the regionLargest Black Market: 135th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 201st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 224th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 227th in the regionMost Secular: 245th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 266th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 295th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 353rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 394th in the regionLargest Governments: 400th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 410th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 427th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 488th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 493rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 499th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 501st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 528th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 546th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 720th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 730th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 755th in the region

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