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The Supervisory Vizierdom of United Valleys

“Mother Nature and Labor”

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The Supervisory Vizierdom of United Valleys is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Supervisor Zelda Claret with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.022 billion Valleysians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crabapple Cove. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming United Valleysian economy, worth 312 trillion puzis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 103,304 puzis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, there's a bright dawn ahead for United Valleys, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Valleys's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dialectical Naturalism.

United Valleys is ranked 86,574^th in the world and 142^nd in Conch Kingdom for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,019.48 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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