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The People's Republic of United States of Stalinia

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The People's Republic of United States of Stalinia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Josef Stalin with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, zero percent divorce rate, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 12.298 billion Sovieticans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalinagorsk. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient United States of Stalinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,572 trillion Denigs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 127,895 Denigs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels, the United States of Stalinian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", customs officials often double as wedding officiants, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Stalinia's national animal is the Rosella Parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

United States of Stalinia is ranked 11,297^th in the world and 203^rd in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 86.58 quips per hour.

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