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The Democratic Republic of United States of Nestler

“Omnia vincit labor”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Transatlantic Treaty Organisation

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Democratic Republic of United States of Nestler is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Präsident Nestler with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.962 billion German Proletarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leipzig. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 3,256 trillion G-Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 233,227 G-Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, and school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Nestler's national animal is the Rotmilan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

United States of Nestler is ranked 1,555th in the world and 1st in Transatlantic Treaty Organisation for Best Weather, with 519 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 194thLeast Corrupt Governments: 225thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 245thSafest: 274thLargest Welfare Programs: 308thMost Advanced Public Education: 337thMost Subsidized Industry: 375thMost Advanced Public Transport: 379thMost Developed: 448thHighest Average Tax Rates: 475thLongest Average Lifespans: 500thMost Cheerful Citizens: 543rdLargest Governments: 620thLowest Crime Rates: 709thHealthiest Citizens: 728thLargest Publishing Industry: 751stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 768thMost Efficient Economies: 774thSmartest Citizens: 852ndMost Pacifist: 925thNicest Citizens: 945thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 945thMost Cultured: 1,205thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,222ndMost Inclusive: 1,366thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,372ndBest Weather: 1,555thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,669thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,664thMost Secular: 3,156thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,012thHighest Economic Output: 4,234thHighest Average Incomes: 4,253rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,763rdMost Stationary: 5,777thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,867thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,286thMost Influential: 10,501stTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,335thLargest Populations: 18,977thMost Income Equality: 20,593rd

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