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The Free Land of United States of Mitch |
“By the people, for the people”
Category: Left-Leaning College State | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Free Land of United States of Mitch is a huge, safe nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 312 million Mitchians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mitch Town. The average income tax rate is 51.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Mitchian economy, worth 25.6 trillion Gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 82,142 Gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, they say that Mitchians made a dessert and called it peace, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Mitchians, and busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Mitch's national animal is the Liger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
United States of Mitch is ranked 233,127th in the world and 7,519th in the South Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.16 Weapons Per Person.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
United States of Mitch, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets.
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United States of Mitch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in
United States of Mitch, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Mitchians.
- : Following new legislation in
United States of Mitch, they say that Mitchians made a dessert and called it peace.
- : Following new legislation in
United States of Mitch, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
- : Following new legislation in
United States of Mitch, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
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United States of Mitch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens and Largest Welfare Programs.
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United States of Mitch was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : Following new legislation in
United States of Mitch, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
- : Following new legislation in
United States of Mitch, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
World Assembly
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