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The Czecho-Carthciagrad Empire of United States of Mericaaaa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Micheal Williams with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 3.133 billion Mericans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prague. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United States of Mericaaaan economy, worth 526 trillion Scent Pennies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 167,959 Scent Pennies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, moonshine has made a resurgence, Micheal Williams's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves, and the steaks are too high for ambassadors to butcher foreign relationships. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Mericaaaa's national animal is the The Golden Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United States of Mericaaaa is ranked 283,748^th in the world and 39^th in The Order of Corinth for Safest, scoring 15.53 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.