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The United Socialist States of United Socialist Republics of Finland

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Taijitu

Regional Influence: Diplomat

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The United Socialist States of United Socialist Republics of Finland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by kiisseli with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.095 billion United Socialist Republics of Finlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamperse. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming United Socialist Republics of Finlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,568 trillion Markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 119,773 Markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Socialist Republics of Finland's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

United Socialist Republics of Finland is ranked 47,787th in the world and 7th in Taijitu for Most Extreme, scoring 27.94 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,850thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,418thMost Secular: 3,424thLowest Crime Rates: 4,987thMost Influential: 5,381stMost Stationary: 6,490thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,504thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,515thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,041stLargest Governments: 9,370thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,444thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,162ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,654thHighest Economic Output: 11,226thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,882ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,265thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,707thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,973rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,140thMost Authoritarian: 14,911thMost Developed: 16,885thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,077thSmartest Citizens: 18,170thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,773rdLargest Mining Sector: 19,071stMost Subsidized Industry: 20,211thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,953rdLargest Populations: 20,965thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,166thMost Conservative: 22,993rdHighest Average Incomes: 23,598thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,589th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Cabrinialand and New Delfos.