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The Constitutional Monarchy of United Reichs of Reitzmag

“Gott und Mein Recht”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: European Union

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Constitutional Monarchy of United Reichs of Reitzmag is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King George with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.379 billion Reitzmen are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hampton City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Reitzmic economy, worth a remarkable 1,776 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 278,498 Pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,552,626 per year while the poor average 24,940, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

Rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, it turns out that your missing Roomba has run off to join the circus, and King George has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Reichs of Reitzmag's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

United Reichs of Reitzmag is ranked 106,723rd in the world and 73rd in European Union for Highest Poor Incomes, with 24,940.12 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Armed: 660thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,004thHighest Crime Rates: 1,150thMost Avoided: 1,461stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,673rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,727thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,971stMost Efficient Economies: 2,029thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,051stLargest Gambling Industry: 2,057thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,066thLargest Retail Industry: 2,088thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,105thFattest Citizens: 2,137thRudest Citizens: 2,564thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,923rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,981stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,113thLargest Black Market: 3,366thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,663rdMost Patriotic: 4,325thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,721stMost Secular: 4,737thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,770thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,027thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,553rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,144thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,687thLargest Mining Sector: 9,547thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,959thHighest Economic Output: 11,212thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,663rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,292ndLargest Governments: 12,931stTop
Most Cultured: 18,913thSmartest Citizens: 21,870thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,981stMost Influential: 26,616th
Most Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the region

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