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The Constitutional Monarchy of United Reichs of Reitzmag |
“Gott und Mein Recht”
Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: European Union |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Constitutional Monarchy of United Reichs of Reitzmag is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King George with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.379 billion Reitzmen are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hampton City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Reitzmic economy, worth a remarkable 1,776 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 278,498 Pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,552,626 per year while the poor average 24,940, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.
Rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, it turns out that your missing Roomba has run off to join the circus, and King George has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Reichs of Reitzmag's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.
United Reichs of Reitzmag is ranked 106,723rd in the world and 73rd in European Union for Highest Poor Incomes, with 24,940.12 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
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United Reichs of Reitzmag was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
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United Reichs of Reitzmag was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
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United Reichs of Reitzmag, King George has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits.
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United Reichs of Reitzmag, it turns out that your missing Roomba has run off to join the circus.
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United Reichs of Reitzmag, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
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United Reichs of Reitzmag, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes.
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United Reichs of Reitzmag, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
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United Reichs of Reitzmag was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
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United Reichs of Reitzmag, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes.
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United Reichs of Reitzmag, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens.