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The Democratic Republic of United Mexico States

“Mexico, Were Music Is The Best”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: United Kingdom

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Democratic Republic of United Mexico States is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 703 million Mexicans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mexico City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The all-consuming Mexican economy, worth 56.5 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 80,312 Pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 641,154 per year while the poor average 2,370, a ratio of 270 to 1.

Schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, and the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Hybrid Golden Bald Eagle hunting institutions. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Mexico States's national animal is the Hybrid Golden Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

United Mexico States is ranked 155,890th in the world and 164th in United Kingdom for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 54.56 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,323rdTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 5,163rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,511thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,871stRudest Citizens: 9,460thFattest Citizens: 10,219thMost Avoided: 12,277thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,213thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 16,000thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,702ndMost Armed: 22,375thMost Rebellious Youth: 27,714thMost Secular: 28,942ndMost Pro-Market: 30,920th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25th in the regionRudest Citizens: 26th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 29th in the region

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