Spotlight on:
The Democratic Republic of United Mexico States |
“Mexico, Were Music Is The Best”
Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: United Kingdom |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Democratic Republic of United Mexico States is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 703 million Mexicans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mexico City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.
The all-consuming Mexican economy, worth 56.5 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 80,312 Pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 641,154 per year while the poor average 2,370, a ratio of 270 to 1.
Schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, and the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Hybrid Golden Bald Eagle hunting institutions. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Mexico States's national animal is the Hybrid Golden Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
United Mexico States is ranked 155,890th in the world and 164th in United Kingdom for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 54.56 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : United Mexico States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Following new legislation in United Mexico States, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Hybrid Golden Bald Eagle hunting institutions.
- : Following new legislation in United Mexico States, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account.
- : Following new legislation in United Mexico States, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.
- : Following new legislation in United Mexico States, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
- : Following new legislation in United Mexico States, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
- : United Mexico States lodged a message on the United Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : United Mexico States published "Announcement ~ Mexican Department of Trade" (Factbook: Economy).
- : United Mexico States lodged a message on the United Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : United Mexico States lodged a message on the United Kingdom Regional Message Board.