The Free Land of United Libor Lefunkistan
“Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus”
|Category: Libertarian Police State|
Location: the Rejected Realms
Regional Influence: Page
The Free Land of United Libor Lefunkistan is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 275 million United Libor Lefunkistanians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 42.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The United Libor Lefunkistanian economy, worth 12.5 trillion Doubloons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,544 Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, United Libor Lefunkistanian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, and carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Libor Lefunkistan's national animal is the Amphisbaena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : United Libor Lefunkistan was endorsed by The Federation of Ulslur.
- : United Libor Lefunkistan was endorsed by The Lucky Question Mark﹖ of Makdon.
- : United Libor Lefunkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : United Libor Lefunkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : United Libor Lefunkistan was endorsed by The Free Land of YesssQueen.
- : United Libor Lefunkistan was endorsed by The Republic of Zachriel.
- : United Libor Lefunkistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : United Libor Lefunkistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Valanora".
- : United Libor Lefunkistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "GMO International Trade Accord".
- : Following new legislation in United Libor Lefunkistan, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
Endorsements Received: 82 » Panormia, A Leaf on the Wind, Emeseses, Franluxin, Mundanus, The 3rd Reich Remnants, Visionary Union, Fragmented Spero, Ser-Mal, Lederland, Maazalik, FiTzGEraLdLAnD, Singu1arity, Rushkaland, The Yawning Asshole, Capitalist Paradise, Aandruzognivia, Hyponichtmallieturam, Euroanatolian Greece, Arinteriswith, Cecilly, Thus Sprach Zarathustra, Allwarts, Rubian Empire, Cyrtenes, Masters86, Alsakah, Islamic Republic e Jariri, Zerentopia, Edgedgie, Black Hawk Raider Refugees, Aggro, Thuringia Reich, Aqueira, Raj7765, Magrinia, Republic of edward, Florin, ShyVini, Hallmaak, The Pacific Caliphate, Crazy Firemen, Delight, Lost Hyrule, NewColo, Greater-Syria, Razorback, The LunchTable, Aianistan, TorNaGul, and 32 others.Berlitria, Old Blackwood, Vas Normandy, Collosuss, Sarotte, Cazia Minor, Alcrestia Liakar, Melon feud, Beezertopia, Centurionis, The Horror Channel, Hunternia, Foleys Kingdom, Xyloqua, Doormat to the Lord, Agua de Pelar Porco II, OspasiA, Super Mega Awesome, Perfect Sublime Masters, Trinite, North Comunist Awelanius, Goryier, Charlie-Simba, Kaiserreich Subreddit, Republic of Caracales, Uptisd, Aetover, Mehls, Dolphin Republic, YesssQueen, Makdon, and Ulslur.