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The Free Land of United Libor Lefunkistan

“Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus”

Category: Libertarian Police State
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Unheard Of

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Free Land of United Libor Lefunkistan is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 275 million United Libor Lefunkistanians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 42.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The United Libor Lefunkistanian economy, worth 12.5 trillion Doubloons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,544 Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, United Libor Lefunkistanian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, and carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Libor Lefunkistan's national animal is the Amphisbaena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Libor Lefunkistan is ranked 32,990th in the world and 635th in the Rejected Realms for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,187.62 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 946thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,717thMost Influential: 7,778thTop
Best Weather: 20,744thNicest Citizens: 21,629th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 28th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 121st in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 350th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 384th in the regionBest Weather: 422nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 455th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 497th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 561st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 635th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 82 » Panormia, A Leaf on the Wind, Emeseses, Franluxin, Mundanus, The 3rd Reich Remnants, Visionary Union, Fragmented Spero, Ser-Mal, Lederland, Maazalik, FiTzGEraLdLAnD, Singu1arity, Rushkaland, The Yawning Asshole, Capitalist Paradise, Aandruzognivia, Hyponichtmallieturam, Euroanatolian Greece, Arinteriswith, Cecilly, Thus Sprach Zarathustra, Allwarts, Rubian Empire, Cyrtenes, Masters86, Alsakah, Islamic Republic e Jariri, Zerentopia, Edgedgie, Black Hawk Raider Refugees, Aggro, Thuringia Reich, Aqueira, Raj7765, Magrinia, Republic of edward, Florin, ShyVini, Hallmaak, The Pacific Caliphate, Crazy Firemen, Delight, Lost Hyrule, NewColo, Greater-Syria, Razorback, The LunchTable, Aianistan, TorNaGul, and 32 others.Berlitria, Old Blackwood, Vas Normandy, Collosuss, Sarotte, Cazia Minor, Alcrestia Liakar, Melon feud, Beezertopia, Centurionis, The Horror Channel, Hunternia, Foleys Kingdom, Xyloqua, Doormat to the Lord, Agua de Pelar Porco II, OspasiA, Super Mega Awesome, Perfect Sublime Masters, Trinite, North Comunist Awelanius, Goryier, Charlie-Simba, Kaiserreich Subreddit, Republic of Caracales, Uptisd, Aetover, Mehls, Dolphin Republic, YesssQueen, Makdon, and Ulslur.