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The Republic of United Kodiaks

“Nemo me impune lacessit.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: Texas

Regional Influence: Squire


The Republic of United Kodiaks is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 22.613 billion Kodiak Bears hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Education, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak Island. The average income tax rate is 1.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kodiakese economy, worth a remarkable 3,912 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 173,009 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, Chinook Salmon is one of the most popular forenames in United Kodiaks, and courtrooms can be a little sketchy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ursalism.

United Kodiaks is ranked 10,167th in the world and 23rd in Texas for Most Cultured, scoring 111 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,199thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,988thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,164thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,223rdTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,690thHighest Economic Output: 3,507thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,122ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,290thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,480thLargest Populations: 6,254thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,351stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,468thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,641stLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,718thMost Devout: 6,830thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,894thMost Influential: 7,526thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,014thSmartest Citizens: 8,140thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,167thBest Weather: 8,186thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,196thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,211thMost Cultured: 10,167thHighest Average Incomes: 10,220thSafest: 10,873rdRudest Citizens: 11,129thTop
Most Developed: 14,731stMost Efficient Economies: 15,799thHighest Food Quality: 16,940thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,080thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,705th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 11 » Gig em Aggies, Suevivor Island, NewTexas, Fort Verden, Indian Empire, Safj, Tishanda, Seeker Alpha, Lichian, Polish Nomads, and Britain and her Dominions.