Spotlight on:
The Republic of United Huskain |
“Stand United... Justice For All”
Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Greater Middle East |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Republic of United Huskain is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Paul Mashatile with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.641 billion South Africans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cape Town. The average income tax rate is 42.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong United Huskainian economy, worth 290 trillion SA Rand a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 51,458 SA Rand, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, large sections of United Huskain have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Huskain's national animal is the Springbok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
United Huskain is ranked 207,209th in the world and 105th in Greater Middle East for Most Stationary, with 39.45877335748 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : United Huskain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in United Huskain, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
- : Following new legislation in United Huskain, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed.
- : United Huskain lodged a message on the Greater Middle East Regional Message Board.
- : United Huskain published "New Forestry & Tribal News!" (Bulletin: News).
- : United Huskain's influence in Greater Middle East rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Following new legislation in United Huskain, large sections of United Huskain have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
- : Following new legislation in United Huskain, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
- : United Huskain published "South Africa Expansion Application" (Factbook: Politics).
- : United Huskain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.