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The Republic of United Huskain

“Stand United... Justice For All”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Greater Middle East

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Republic of United Huskain is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Paul Mashatile with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.641 billion South Africans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cape Town. The average income tax rate is 42.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong United Huskainian economy, worth 290 trillion SA Rand a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 51,458 SA Rand, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, large sections of United Huskain have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Huskain's national animal is the Springbok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

United Huskain is ranked 207,209th in the world and 105th in Greater Middle East for Most Stationary, with 39.45877335748 days.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,125thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 21,444thMost Beautiful Environments: 26,354thBest Weather: 27,097thMost Compassionate Citizens: 27,307thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28,318th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Income Equality: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the region

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