Spotlight on:
The Dominion of United Helty Most |
“Strength Through Freedom”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Balder |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Dominion of United Helty Most is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doctor Who with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, vat-grown people, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.309 billion United Helty Mostians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Divided Trima. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.
The frighteningly efficient United Helty Mostian economy, worth a remarkable 3,484 trillion baht a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 227,639 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, the government has declared that sharing is uncaring, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", and the loom represents the height of United Helty Most's technology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Helty Most's national animal is the porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is doctor who.
United Helty Most is ranked 10,694th in the world and 81st in Balder for Most Stationary, with 2,260.88291414512 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in United Helty Most, the loom represents the height of United Helty Most's technology.
- : Following new legislation in United Helty Most, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts".
- : Following new legislation in United Helty Most, the government has declared that sharing is uncaring.
- : Following new legislation in United Helty Most, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
- : Following new legislation in United Helty Most, countless government officials are accused of espionage.
- : Following new legislation in United Helty Most, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection.
- : Following new legislation in United Helty Most, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access.
- : Following new legislation in United Helty Most, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
- : Following new legislation in United Helty Most, billions of baht are spent to take high-quality photos of the Porpoise Nebula.
- : Following new legislation in United Helty Most, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.