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The Dictatorship of United great Korea

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The Dictatorship of United great Korea is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.559 billion United great Koreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The minute, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyjong. The average income tax rate is 2.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse United great Korean economy, worth a remarkable 5,902 trillion Wonis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 336,169 Wonis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air United great Korea flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. United great Korea's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

United great Korea is ranked 320,905^th in the world and 4,986^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -12.77 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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