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The Military Congress of United Federation Of Pancakes

“Fortitudo et Securitas pro re publica”

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The Military Congress of United Federation Of Pancakes is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Black Jack with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.378 billion Pancakesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maple Wood. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pancakesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,087 trillion Maple Syrups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 222,403 Maple Syrups, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Pancakesian military, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and it turns out you can teach cats new tricks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Federation Of Pancakes's national animal is the Pancakes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of Maple.

United Federation Of Pancakes is ranked 337,231^st in the world and 272^nd in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Most Pacifist, with 3.18 cheeks turned per day.

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