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The Commonwealth of United Counties of Escanaba

“All men are worms, but I am a glow worm.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: Shinka

Regional Influence: Squire


The Commonwealth of United Counties of Escanaba is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by J R R Tolkien with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 22.179 billion Escanabans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Bend. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Counties of Escanaban economy, worth a remarkable 3,647 trillion Rois a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,458 Rois, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

People in United Counties of Escanaba can die peacefully knowing that all their debts are paid, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, foreign workers are flooding in as Rois flood out, and United Counties of Escanaban companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation. Crime is totally unknown. United Counties of Escanaba's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Counties of Escanaba is ranked 21,630th in the world and 6th in Shinka for Healthiest Citizens, with 9.87 bananas ingested per day.

Largest Publishing Industry: 558thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,705thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,397thMost Cultured: 2,431stTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,732ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,050thSmartest Citizens: 3,510thHighest Food Quality: 4,004thMost Developed: 4,038thHighest Economic Output: 4,295thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,437thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,800thNicest Citizens: 4,900thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,939thMost Efficient Economies: 5,046thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,208thSafest: 5,251stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,562ndBest Weather: 5,853rdLargest Governments: 6,866thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,261stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,272ndLargest Populations: 7,503rdLargest Welfare Programs: 8,681stMost Inclusive: 8,702ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,504thNudest: 9,982ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,385thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,409thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,882ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,168thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,460thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,308thMost Pacifist: 15,752ndLowest Crime Rates: 15,912thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,412thMost Secular: 21,065thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,106thMost Politically Free: 21,304thHealthiest Citizens: 21,630th
Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionMost Patriotic: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the region

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