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The Commonwealth of United Counties of Escanaba

“All men are worms, but I am a glow worm.”

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The Commonwealth of United Counties of Escanaba is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by J R R Tolkien with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 22.179 billion Escanabans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Bend. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Counties of Escanaban economy, worth a remarkable 3,647 trillion Rois a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,458 Rois, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

People in United Counties of Escanaba can die peacefully knowing that all their debts are paid, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, foreign workers are flooding in as Rois flood out, and United Counties of Escanaban companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation. Crime is totally unknown. United Counties of Escanaba's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Counties of Escanaba is ranked 21,630^th in the world and 6^th in Shinka for Healthiest Citizens, with 9.87 bananas ingested per day.

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