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The Empire of United Cocainia

“It's not illegal if you don't get caught.”

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The Empire of United Cocainia is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 312 million Cocainians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.3%.

The very strong Cocainian economy, worth 20.7 trillion Cocainian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 66,232 Cocainian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Cocainia's national animal is the Maggot.

United Cocainia is ranked 236,775^th in the world and 13^th in Caribbean for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.17 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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