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The Ooooh what does this button do!? Channeling the inner DeeDee from Dexter's laboratory, now with mod powers and additional buttons to explore and push! of United Calanworie

“If I push this, what happens?”

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The Ooooh what does this button do!? Channeling the inner DeeDee from Dexter's laboratory, now with mod powers and additional buttons to explore and push! of United Calanworie is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lily Lacerta with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.596 billion United Calanworieans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Calanworiean economy, worth a remarkable 1,406 trillion vapors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 111,695 vapors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, and bug burgers are extra crunchy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Calanworie's national animal is the essence, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Calanworie is ranked 308,192^nd in the world and 6,148^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -9.7 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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