Spotlight on:
The Social Republic of Unisteia |
“A beacon for the future.”
Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Europeia |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Social Republic of Unisteia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Benjamin Galljoril with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 29.377 billion Unisteians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aiptou City. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Unisteian economy, worth a remarkable 4,950 trillion Notes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,521 Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime is totally unknown. Unisteia's national animal is the Unisteian Tiger-Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Unisteia is ranked 1,742nd in the world and 18th in Europeia for Most Cultured, scoring 273 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Unisteia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Unisteia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Unisteia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Unisteia was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Jamahiriyah of Medma, killing 63 million zombies.
- : Unisteia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Thane the winter wolf, curing 4 million infected.
- : Unisteia was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Jamahiriyah of Medma, killing 558 million zombies.
- : Unisteia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Thane the winter wolf, curing 38 million infected.
- : Unisteia was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Jamahiriyah of Medma, killing 632 million zombies.
- : Unisteia was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Jamahiriyah of Medma, killing 463 million zombies.
- : Unisteia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Thane the winter wolf, curing 102 million infected.