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The Incorporated States of Uniserve

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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Incorporated States of Uniserve is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.405 billion Uniserveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Protiteria. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Uniservean economy, worth an astonishing 40,689 trillion unibucks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,218,066 unibucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,517,495 per year while the poor average 334,648, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot, the fate of the world literally rests on Leader's fingers, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", and many are questioning Leader wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Uniserve's national animal is the origami animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brand Worship.

Uniserve is ranked 1,752nd in the world and 1st in Rejected Realms for Rudest Citizens, with 222.81 Insults Per Minute.

Highest Average Incomes: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1stMost Secular: 1stHighest Economic Output: 1stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1stLargest Insurance Industry: 2ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9thLargest Retail Industry: 9thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12thLargest Black Market: 16thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18thMost Avoided: 25thMost Subsidized Industry: 27thLowest Crime Rates: 30thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 48thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 64thLargest Governments: 64thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 83rdHighest Poor Incomes: 161stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 247thMost Advanced Public Transport: 256thFattest Citizens: 263rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 364thSmartest Citizens: 387thMost Stationary: 397thMost Scientifically Advanced: 422ndMost Efficient Economies: 439thLargest Publishing Industry: 521stLargest Populations: 923rdTop
Rudest Citizens: 1,752ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,467thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,633rdMost Influential: 5,138thMost Conservative: 5,664thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,591stMost Authoritarian: 13,716thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,774th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the region

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