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The Incorporated States of Uniserve

“Our upstream provider did it!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Incorporated States of Uniserve is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.818 billion Uniserveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Protiteria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Uniservean economy, worth an astonishing 38,954 trillion unibucks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,118,809 unibucks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,847,529 per year while the poor average 115,035, a ratio of 50.8 to 1.

Police nightsticks see use all day long, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, and citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Uniserve's national animal is the origami animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brand Worship.

Uniserve is ranked 28th in the world and 1st in Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 313.51 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1stMost Secular: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 3rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rdHighest Economic Output: 4thHighest Average Incomes: 4thMost Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 6thLargest Black Market: 9thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21stMost Avoided: 23rdLargest Retail Industry: 24thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26thLowest Crime Rates: 28thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 38thMost Subsidized Industry: 75thLargest Governments: 86thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 97thMost Efficient Economies: 124thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 155thFattest Citizens: 248thHighest Disposable Incomes: 343rdMost Stationary: 374thSmartest Citizens: 390thMost Scientifically Advanced: 493rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 543rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 603rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 716thLargest Publishing Industry: 753rdLargest Populations: 895thRudest Citizens: 1,495thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,415thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,547thMost Conservative: 5,465thMost Influential: 6,055thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,799thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,759thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,700thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,169thMost Authoritarian: 18,606thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,777th
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the region

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