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The Incorporated States of Uniserve

“Our upstream provider did it!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Political Freedoms:
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Location: Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Incorporated States of Uniserve is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, enslaved workforce, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.32 billion Uniserveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Protiteria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Uniservean economy, worth an astonishing 39,542 trillion unibucks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,119,549 unibucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,806,034 per year while the poor average 116,967, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, and Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Uniserve's national animal is the origami animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brand Worship.

Uniserve is ranked 120,013th in the world and 33rd in Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 383.2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1stMost Secular: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 3rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 4thHighest Economic Output: 4thLargest Insurance Industry: 4thMost Corrupt Governments: 6thLargest Black Market: 9thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12thMost Avoided: 24thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28thLargest Retail Industry: 29thLowest Crime Rates: 29thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40thMost Subsidized Industry: 78thLargest Governments: 91stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 97thMost Efficient Economies: 134thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 161stFattest Citizens: 250thHighest Disposable Incomes: 336thMost Stationary: 370thSmartest Citizens: 412thMost Scientifically Advanced: 503rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 566thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 635thLargest Publishing Industry: 770thLargest Populations: 898thMost Valuable International Artwork: 899thRudest Citizens: 1,564thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,494thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,577thMost Conservative: 5,893rdMost Influential: 6,201stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,267thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,496thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,363rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,431stMost Authoritarian: 17,617thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,704th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the region

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