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The Empire of Union of Rehands

“No one hurts me with impunity”

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Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Empire of Union of Rehands is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Yi Sun Shin IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.561 billion Koreans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seoul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.4%.

The frighteningly efficient lads economy, worth 853 trillion Cryptocurrency and Korllars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 187,162 Cryptocurrency and Korllars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 542,040 per year while the poor average 51,213, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories, and postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Rehands's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Fatherland Loyalty and Honour.

Union of Rehands is ranked 14,693rd in the world and 12th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,504.73 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,560thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,686thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,205thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,434thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,467thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,057thLowest Crime Rates: 4,462ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,987thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,244thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,452ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,798thLargest Governments: 6,037thLargest Black Market: 6,369thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,556thHealthiest Citizens: 6,934thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,128thMost Developed: 7,233rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,524thMost Efficient Economies: 10,306thTop
Smartest Citizens: 11,525thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,693rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,841stMost Beautiful Environments: 17,065thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,446thMost Authoritarian: 17,852ndHighest Economic Output: 20,055thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,801st
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the region

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