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The Republic of Union of Eurasian Socialst Republics is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 565 million Eurasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Union of Eurasian Socialst Republicsian economy, worth 44.9 trillion People's Currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 79,532 People's Currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Eurasian Socialst Republics's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Union of Eurasian Socialst Republics is ranked 12,476^th in the world and 197^th in Europe for Most Secular, with 90.56 Atheism Rate.