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The Corporatotzka of Unified Democratic Europe

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The Corporatotzka of Unified Democratic Europe is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Glorious CEO Moneybags with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, aversion to nipples, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.694 billion slave of Waluigis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McCapital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Waluigian economy, worth 601 trillion waluigi hats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 223,103 waluigi hats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,789,641 per year while the poor average 6,437, a ratio of 278 to 1.

Citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and Slave of Waluigis are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unified Democratic Europe's national animal is the wario, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Waluigism.

Unified Democratic Europe is ranked 30,498^th in the world and 1^st in Undemocratic Europe for Highest Economic Output, with 601 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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