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The Corporatotzka of Unified Democratic Europe

“Glory to Corporatotzka.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Undemocratic Europe

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Corporatotzka of Unified Democratic Europe is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Glorious CEO Moneybags with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, aversion to nipples, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.694 billion slave of Waluigis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McCapital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Waluigian economy, worth 601 trillion waluigi hats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 223,103 waluigi hats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,789,641 per year while the poor average 6,437, a ratio of 278 to 1.

Citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and Slave of Waluigis are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unified Democratic Europe's national animal is the wario, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Waluigism.

Unified Democratic Europe is ranked 30,498th in the world and 1st in Undemocratic Europe for Highest Economic Output, with 601 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 653rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 841stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,078thMost Avoided: 1,404thFattest Citizens: 1,564thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,813thMost Secular: 1,863rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,935thLargest Retail Industry: 2,126thMost Armed: 2,195thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,487thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,895thMost Efficient Economies: 3,378thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,700thNudest: 3,908thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,974thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,026thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,119thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,265thHighest Average Incomes: 4,728thLargest Mining Sector: 5,528thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,596thRudest Citizens: 5,917thLargest Black Market: 6,277thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,485thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,692ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,834thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,253rdMost Cultured: 9,765thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,882ndMost Conservative: 15,628thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,963rdLargest Governments: 17,668thSmartest Citizens: 19,778thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,167th

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