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The Equestrian Card Funnel of UnicornSanity

“Spike, take a letter”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Primitiveness

Regional Influence: Page


The Equestrian Card Funnel of UnicornSanity is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Twilight Sparkle with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.025 billion UnicornSanityians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Public Transport and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ponyville. The average income tax rate is 22.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient UnicornSanityian economy, worth 60.9 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,071 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. UnicornSanity's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

UnicornSanity is ranked 141,758th in the world and 220th in Primitiveness for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.81 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Devout: 7,367thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,654thTop
Best Weather: 16,636thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,290thHealthiest Citizens: 23,457th
Best Weather: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 36th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the regionLargest Populations: 43rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 53rd in the region

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