The Republic of UnicornSanity
“Spike, take a letter”
|Category: Corrupt Dictatorship|
Location: South Pacific
Regional Influence: Sprat
The Republic of UnicornSanity is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 394 million UnicornSanityians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant UnicornSanityian economy, worth 5.51 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 13,992 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UnicornSanity's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : UnicornSanity was endorsed by The Republic of Anarchization.
- : UnicornSanity was endorsed by The United States of Kanglia Rocked All Night.
- : UnicornSanity endorsed The Federation of Good Nim 19.
- : UnicornSanity endorsed The Deliciousness of Cupcake Elena.
- : UnicornSanity endorsed The Republic of Guardian Phoenix 001.
- : UnicornSanity endorsed The Armed Republic of Scal-2.
- : UnicornSanity endorsed The Republic of Comlogical 30.
- : UnicornSanity endorsed The Kingdom of Asialio32.
- : UnicornSanity endorsed The People's Republic of TealaVIII.
- : UnicornSanity endorsed The Dominion of 37-Sweeze.
Endorsements Received: 38 » All The Secrets of Philosophy Are Mine, CherokeePrincess, Panther, I cant be bothered to name this 1, Trodai, Wand, Ne Hcea, Vodka Cola, Unicornhead, Grea Karaoke, Reformed Pordittis, Falconias IV, Glitter Drops, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Thatcher 30, Mage Named Roetete, Floor Gang Empire, MTF Alpha-1, Rongorongo, Echolilia of Vengeance, Atepsi, The Island of Diamonds, Timon And Puma, Johanneslanden, The Arrivalists 3, A Small Rock Off Maowi, Republic of Gran Colombia, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Dules, NorgiestoileckylockJ, Deenable, 37-Sweeze, Scal-2, Asialio32, Guardian Phoenix 001, Good Nim 19, Kanglia Rocked All Night, and Anarchization.